I love soloing very badly
I love to strum some powerchords and loop them, and then solo over it, often becoming just jerking off a string and playing only two notes like 1-2-3-1-2-3-1-2
And then I’ll maybe play the pentatonic minor scale front to back, jumping back into an actual melody and when I get bored again I’ll repeat the g string jerk high up on the neck so my guitar will go out of tune from expensive bending
Then I roll on the ground, thinking about smashing my guitar like Jimi Hendrix
But I’ll get up again, play a bass line on the guitar to pretend to be coming up with something genius, to ultimately furiously finger the same two notes I did before. I’ll pick in a polyrhythm I’m not counting, probably no real time signature at all, and bend the next string till it also is out of tune a whole step.
This I can do for hours, and love every minute of it. I am not good at guitar at all.