[QUESTION] guitar store employees, what is the strangest way you’ve seen someone try and steal a piece of gear?

I thought of this question based off of u/bandannick ‘s post here

I work at a guitar store and boy have I seen some crazy attempts at theft. One thing we see more often than not when it comes to theft is the “pimp walk”. This is where someone will try and shove a whole guitar down one of their pant legs and walk out with it. Obviously this never works and it is truly a sight to behold.